OGigraf The Lion

Ah, ah, ah, don't turn that dial. This is the right station if you want to hear some more about Jonathan Thomas and his Christmas on the moon. Well, I'll bet all you children are anxious to hear if we're going to have any Christmas this year.

Of course, that depends upon Jonathan Thomas and how well he'll be able to keep his promise to rescue old Santa from Squeabobbleland. And if he does, well, won't that be grand? Now the man in the moon and Gorgonzoa the horse are helping Jonathan Thomas, of course.

But in spite of the fact that they learned how to say the magic of Hans-Wayne-Arms-Way-Giggly-Vay, the wicked old witch of rumple stitch set her kettle of trouble to boil and bubble, but the good fairy queens said she'd spoil her scheme, and she's been their very good friend and helped them no end.

For she gave them a magical acorn to take that would be a sure cure to keep all of them awake. For she said it would be fatal if they fell asleep, as they went through the nightmare for to sleep.

But Jonathan Thomas, he fell right off the horse. And that was the worst that could happen, of course, for he went sound asleep, which was really quite sad. And whiskery bill felt ever so bad, till a good fairy queen said, only a rose as red as a ruby held close to his nose could wake him up.

But for miles around there wasn't a red red rose to be found, until whiskery bill met a rose bushfire who grew them a rose that was ever so rare. But on the way back on the river of ice they all fell in, and that wasn't so nice.