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This Christmas

Song · Johnny Mathis · 1958 · 3 min · 410 words

The transcript of “This Christmas”, an episode of Johnny Mathis from 1958. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Johnny Mathis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Yes. You ever look back to a time back, just any time in your life, when you gave something that later you were very embarrassed about giving it. Now that you're grown up and you've changed and your attitudes have matured and your taste we presume has deeper than riches and you look back and you think of this fantastic thing that you gave somebody.

Well, I think all of us have something like that. You're not giving them to me. You just seem to be talking. Tell them you can't talk to them on the phone there. Do I have to instruct you for all these years?

You can't do that? Okay. I better get in to see what's going on here. See what's up. Hello. Are you on the phone, Lee? All right. Let's hear them again. Here goes the gerbil. the guinea pigs squeaking. Let's hear them. Alright, get him up there by the phone. There he goes. Okay, that's pretty good. Hey, what's his name?

What's his name? I say great little animals. You know what they're being for? Yeah, that's true. I don't think they were created from anything else. That's a great name by the way, butterscotch. Okay, good luck. Hang in there, baby. Thanks. Great little guinea pigs. Here we got another one.

You got another guinea pig? Hello? Hi there. Oh, listen to those green guinea pigs. Let's hear them. Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can you hear me? I know you're not upstate. You're just going on. Now, let me talk for a minute, will you?

I'm here. Alright. Now, get your guinea pig up there next to it. Look, look, look, look. Isn't that incredible? What a great guinea pig. He's freaking Jack the Hove. What's his name? What we haven't named him.

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