A-B-C

H-I-J-K, L-M-M-O-P. I'll beat your brains out, we can sing. Now if you're gonna flip, then I'm gonna sing! And you're just some kind of an old cowardy fit there! W, x and y and c.

Now I'm gonna disoke a sure knee. Then you're gonna be clubbing two ways at once, just like my mother-in-law! Now I look full of water, Now just some kind of a big fat slob now.

You may think you know your ABCs, but still your hair is full of fleas. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You better just give me that what you better do. Or I'm gonna keep you right on your little sinniation, Jim.

Just don't try and go too far. Your little fat head's gonna wind up in a jar. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now we're going to try our numerals! Ah! May I have your attention there children? One two three four five and six.

Won't you try my favorite face? Some snakes and some toads. And lots of rats and lots of mice! Now just paw boil them, they'll taste so nice. Now if you want them to entree, I'm real nifty on a caterpillar stew.

Now we know our ABCs, I kindly stop for this record, please. Now bring it up there, I ask you to smash it. We're taking that leggin' oven, quicken, and proud of you. ABC sir, you know I'm a doctor. ABC there!

Cut, cut, cut! Take it away! ABC, what's the freedom?