Dinner with Drac (Part 1)
Song · John Zacherle · 2 min · 86 words
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Dracula's house by the sea. The orders were fine, but I choked on my wine when I learned that the main course was me. Waitress of empire named Perkins was so very fond of small gurkins.
While she served the tea, she ate forty-three, which pickled pitchforks. It afloat, cause blood is much thicker than water.
For dessert, there was batwing confetti, and the veins of a mummy named Betty. I first frowned upon it, but with ketchup on it, it tasted very much like spaghetti.
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