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Coolest Little Monster

Song · John Zacherle · 2 min · 240 words

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We gasly, and I love you true. So here are some presents I'm sending to you. I'll send a small box of small pups, a large tub of hubbub, your own new small home use, a crate full of hate pull, because you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me.

I'll send a lipstick of arsenic One urn of sunburn Six cups of pick-ups A bin full of sinful Cause you're the coolest little monster That ever put the spook on me Monster mine You haunt me all the time I'm so in love with you, Lo me, do me, do me, do me, Do me eight paces of hang nails,

Some past cards for brave yards, A werewolf that you're wolf, Some bat wings for your rings, Cause you're the coolest little monster That ever put the spook on me. My dear, you're ravishing, wherever did you dig up that dress?

Monster mine, you haunt me all the time, it's true, I'm so in love with you, Louvie duvie duvie, green hair for night wear, some lap robes of heels, A hat pin of batskin and three scraps of kneecaps Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me My dare since I first laid my eyes on you I can't get them back in the sockets

Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put the spook on me You

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