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Christmas Questions

Song · Joe Ward · 1955 · 2 min · 107 words

The transcript of “Christmas Questions”, an episode of Joe Ward from 1955. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Joe Ward free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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How much do you wait? What do you feed your reindeer? How heavy is your sleigh? Why don't you get a hair scroll And your sleigh when there is Yeah! Do children ever story About if they've been good or bad?

What do you do? Feel so jolly, ain't you? Never, never sit Is your name really stand up for sure is it? All safe look, a cake that's left from boys A present where there's not a Christmas tree How many left here at Christmas time You know what to cost And of course I really want to know

Christmas and everywhere Go the other girls

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