Sell Bonds, Win a Screen Test ( #90)
Joan Davis · June 7, 1945 · 30 min · 3,778 words
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For John ain't got no body, she's nobody's wing. Presenting Joan Davis in the Village Store. Jack Hailey Manager. And here's the star of our program, Joan Davis. Mr. Gott married this morning. It was a very sentimental wedding too.
Mom cried when she tied an old pair of shoes to the bridal car, and when the car pulled away, Pop was all broken up. Why was he so broken up? Did he love your sister that much?
No, they were his shoes and he was still in them. The Life of Faunin' Ayres, accompanied by Eddie Paul, saying the latest Gordon Jenkins novelty, going back to Brooklyn. I'll go to the letter from my brother, I can read between the lines that he's not the bashful boy he used to be.
For his matters to me prove that he's gotten in the groove. Here's a message that my brother sent to me. Dear Bud! Oh, I ain't going back to what sweetheart! And I ain't going back to a what?
I am just going back to Brooklyn And be a bum for the rest of my life Cause I found it every country that a day is just a day In a bathing suit, a sweater, a ring, a wrong Wrong?
That's right And if Brooklyn's grown a tree, but it's bad I gotta see So I'm gonna go back home there I belong and fledamour. I was spoiling the advances of an 8 foot Amazon. She had flat carpet and legs like cattle drums. Then I saw her prawny arms so I'd point on all me talk. She'll be pitching for the bounce. Yeah I ain't going back to as we
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