The New Hairdresser ( #58)

The Village Store, Joan Davis, proprietor, Jack Haley Manager. Read broadcast especially for you soldiers, sailors, marines and coast guardsmen. Now here's the star and proprietor of the Village Store, Joan Davis. Okay, I'll see you tonight when I get home.

Goodbye. John, my mother found a picture of me when I was a little star. Hey, I'd like to see that. What did you look like when you were a baby? Were you cute? I ain't saying all I know is every time my father took me to the zoo and we passed the monkey page, the mother monkey looked at me and said

Is you is or is you ain't my baby? Clang, clang, clang went the trolley Ding, ding, ding went the bell Ding, ding, ding went my heartstrings For the moment I father I fell Ch-ch-ch-ch-quent the mortar Bum, bum, bum went the break Bum, bum, bum went my heartstrings When she smiled I could feel a car shake

Hang, hang, hang I took my hand to the sea I said I hoped I had a step on a beat I asked her name and lost my breath She looked so lovely that it scared me every day Was fun, fun, fun, went the buzzer Pop, pop, pop went the wheel Stop, stop, stop went my heartstrings

As she started to fall and I started to know how it feels When the universe reed I am being, being, being, being Star, Star, Star, Star When she started to leave I took hold of her sleep with my hand And as we had kept with plan She stayed on with me and made the bread

To stand with her hand holding on We find Joan Davis excitedly telling Jack Haley about a new hairdresser Who has just been employed by the local beauty park Can I turn to Jack that new hairdresser's technique is wonderful All the women in town think she's terrific!