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Wants to Be a Nurse

Joan Davis · February 14, 1948 · 29 min · 4,341 words

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Operator, operator, will you please give me the correct time? Certainly, sir. It's Joan Davis time. Sure. Good question about it. From coast to coast, it's Joan Davis time. Joan Davis time. Take the time you spend with Joan Davis tonight.

You'll hear the voice of her special guest. That very popular and last provoking answer to everybody's $64 question, Gary Moore. Plus the great supporting cast featuring Lionel Sanders, Hans Connery, Florence Hallop, Gail Bonnie, the music of John Raring, the corollary singing quintet and your sincerely then gay our thing group group jones with the

and tell her you were meant for me and i think that time to meet the star of our show america's queen of comedy don't have it

hi jones well friends it seems that jones a bit of keeping a secret from all of them for the past few weeks she's been taking a course part of course in nursing and she feels very confident of eventual success.

After all, Joni asked herself, what does a woman need to become a nurse? Well, first she needs a tender heart. Yes, and I got a tender heart. She needs a strong body. I got a strong body.

She needs a fine brain. I got a strong body. I'm very excited about becoming a nurse, and the course only cost me $25, and you should see what I learned. Now I can prepare up.

I can assist with a, I know how to ban each, Maybe I should have taken the $50 course. But you know the thing I like about nursing is that I'm doing something really important. You see, I'm not the type of girl who can be happy just working around a tea room in a paris' slag.

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