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Rudy is Back from the Coats Guard

Joan Davis · October 28, 1943 · 29 min · 3,787 words

The transcript of “Rudy is Back from the Coats Guard”, an episode of Joan Davis first broadcast October 28, 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Joan Davis plays Joan Davis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Oh, a Joni! Just a minute, Jack, till I finish this craft dinner! We'll hurry up, we're on the air! Shh! Mary presents the Sealtest Village Store. John Davis proprietor, Jack Haley Manager, and our guest customer for this evening, the tenant Rudy Valley of the United States Coast Guard.

And here is the star of our program, John Davis! The Sealtest Village Store! Oh, hello, Mom! What? The bibber did what's a joy? Oh, that's terrible! Well, Tom, the sand's in! Goodbye! Oh gee, John, a terrible thing happened to my brother Joey.

So Barbara gave him an egg shampoo and Joey went out in a hot storm without his hat. What happened? His head broke out in Little Onwards. What an egg! Tonight our guest of the evening, Lieutenant Rudy Valle, leads the Coast Guard Chorus of the 11th Naval District and is allude to their comrades on the Seven Seas.

Gentlemen, to the Fighting Coast Guardmen. The silver cubes is our insignia It's a symbol of the cold dark roots The one is more active in the war Than the cold dark and tater do Our fighting on every shoulder is in review The men of the silver cubes are the top-butts exhale and so

Clear the tears of the enemy degree The great hands are beating the cotton pore so The silver chill from the sand the dandy glow The wind the sand the monster pore There is great excitement in the Sealtest Village Store today John Davis and Jack Haley are eagerly preparing for the arrival of their old friend, Lieutenant Rudy Vellies

Gee Jack, isn't it wonderful Rudy's gonna pay us a visit I got all fixed up for him How do I look? Joni, what have you done with your hair? It's a new style, I'm wearing it in a bun In a bun?

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