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Sells Advertising ( #76)

Joan Davis · March 27, 1948 · 29 min · 3,594 words

The transcript of “Sells Advertising ( #76)”, an episode of Joan Davis first broadcast March 27, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Joan Davis plays Joan Davis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Operator, operator, will you please give me the correct time? Certainly, sir. It's Joan Davis time. Sure! It's Joan Davis time! Well, there's no question about it. From coast to coast, it's Joan Davis time! It's Joan!

During the time you spend with Joan Davis to match, you'll hear the voice of her special guest, that masterful maestro, Rumba Riddham, Xavier Cougar, plus a great supporting cast, featuring Lionel Sander, Hans Connery, Sylvia Sims, the music of John R. E. Garcia's the corallaire singing quintet and your sincerely been gated our corallaires land rhythmic styling to the happy tune when you're smiling

when you're smiling when you're smiling the whole world smiles when you're crying you bring on the rain so stop your sighing be happy as when you're smiling and now it's time to meet the star of our show America's Queen of Comedy, Joan Davis.

Thank you, and hi, everybody. Hi, Joanie. Hi. Well, friends, having completed a course in the Acme School of Advertising, Joanie is out bright and early today, going from door to door, selling classified ads for the Daily Press.

Let's see how she makes out at the first door. Well, what can I do for you, girly? How do you do? What's the matter? My knee just went out. Well, if you can hang on to the rest of yourself, I'll tell you why I'm here.

You see, I'm selling classified ads for the Daily Prep. Oh, classified ads, aren't you? Well, you know, girl, years ago when I was a young whipper snapper, I once put a classified ad to the papers.

A lonely man, 40 years old, would like to meet woman who feels the same way. And the woman, the lady who's now my wife, answered that ad. And we've been married and living together for over 40 years.

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