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Is Joan Married to John Payne

Joan Davis · April 3, 1948 · 29 min · 4,173 words

The transcript of “Is Joan Married to John Payne”, an episode of Joan Davis first broadcast April 3, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Joan Davis plays Joan Davis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Operator, operator, would you please give me the correct time? Certainly, sir. It's Joan Davis' time. Yeah! It's Joan Davis' time. It's Joan Davis' time. It's Joan Davis! During the time you spend with Joan Davis tonight, you'll hear the voice of her special guest, one of the most popular actors, the nicest he-man in Hollywood, John Payne.

Plus, a great supporting cast featuring Lionel Stander, Hans Connery, Mary Jane Croft, the music of John Raring's Orchestra, the choral air singing twin-tales. and you're some fairly been gay the corollaries pursue their calling and saying I gotta feel it I'm falling I'm fine, I'm fine, but I gotta feel it and fall and fall and put nobody else but you

show me the ring and I'll jump and try to lose I used to travel, we tend to wrinkle Now I'm gonna drink over you Hey Mr. Parsons, stand by For I gotta feel it and promise I'm falling for nobody else I'm falling for you Now it's time to meet the star of our show

America's Queen of Comedy, Joan Davis Hi, Joanie Well friends, it's early morning It's early morning at Joanie's serum And with no customers around And lying over a manager not there yet We find Joan leisurely looking over the morning paper.

Gosh, just look at this. Murder, robbery, swindling, another murder, a bank blown up, two more murders, a lynching. Oh, this is so depressing. I'm going to have to stop reading the comic section. And look at this item.

Another one of those hopped up jalapis in a smash-up. Gosh, the way those kids keep stripping their cars down to make them go faster. No fenders, no bumpers, no hoods, no windshields. In fact, just the other day I saw a kid go by 60 miles an hour driving a 1948 carburetor.

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