Becomes a Mystery Writer ( )

Operator. Operator, would you please give me the correct time? Certainly sir, it's Joan Davis time. Sure, it's Joan Davis time. I was no question about it from coast to coast, it's Joan Davis time. It's Joan Davis time.

During the time you spend with Joan Davis tonight, you'll hear the voice of her special guest, one of the most popular private eyes in the public ear, Sam Spave. Plus a great supporting cast featuring Hot's Con read, Mary Jane Croft, the music of John rare exorcist to a corollary singing quintet and your sincerely been gaved

I'm a cop in a cotton coribale Got a forty-four verse stuck in my lapel With a horseshoe in my pocket And a rabbit's foot as well I'm a cop in a cotton coribale Got a keep up my courage coribale Or speak up to your pappy forest bell Don't I mention my intention of a honeymoon hotel?

I'm a Cominacorton Corrove. Don't skiddy up! Don't you dare to stop! Don't you dare to stop! Underneath this double breast and beat the heart, that's about to pop! I'm a craven caress in Corrove. I'm on some kisses under landed lightning.

Don't you dare to rank them down! Now it's time to meet the star of our show, America's Queen of Comedy, Joan Davis! Hi, Joanie. Well friends, today's... Friends, today's still frantically searching for a new career, our ambitious gal Joan Davis has decided to become a successful authorist.

While applauding her decision, we must warn Joanie that most successful writers are thoroughly acquainted with the works of other great authors like Socrates, Aristotle, Dickens, and Thackeray. Yes, Joan, before you start writing, you must have a complete knowledge of the true literary classics.