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Researches Her Ancestors ( )

Joan Davis · April 27, 1944 · 28 min · 3,861 words

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The Village Store, John Davis, proprietor, Jack Haley, manager. Read broadcast especially for you soldiers, sailors, Marines and Coast Guardsmen. Now here's the star and proprietor of the Village Store, John Davis. John, John, I'm sorry I'm late, but I was helping my brother fill out a form for the collective service.

Oh, that's all right, John. By the way, how is the draft affecting your brother? This name is everybody else. He's confused. Why should he be confused? Well, he's always 26, but he doesn't know whether they can set an unemployment and essentially in this country.

Hello, favorite. Way down, yonder, and you all in. Way down, yonder, and you all in. In the land of creamy tea, there's a garden of tea. That's what I need. Real baby with spice and lime.

We whisper with tender thyme. I want to give your lady family my stop Give us your life, you'll linger fair Have a little one There is heaven right here on that Way down yonder in the winter's night stop I want to give your lady fair Give us your life, you'll linger fair When you hear the band's a dickie

The wave, wave, wave down yonder Way down yonder in the winter's night As we join them now, we find Joan and Jack going over the stock. Jack, Jack, they stop long here. I just been checking the merchandise and it's all mixed up.

Don't get excited. They're just a discrepancy in the stock. That's just it. I don't remember ordering any discrepancies. I leave this store with my brother anyway. The whole thing is a myth. I can't understand why business was so slow when we were away.

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