Cooks Dinner
Joan Davis · November 11, 1946 · 25 min · 2,525 words
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She's the Joan Davis Show. Tea Room featuring Wally Brown, Brenna Pelton, Sharon Douglas, Atma Gien, Penn Gage, The Delta Rhythm Boys, Jack Meekin' Edit Music, and of course the star of our show, America's Queen of Comedy, Joan Davis.
Tea Room, Joan Davis speaking, all of these be making any headway with my dream man, Dr. Crenshaw. Mm-hmm. But I'm gonna ask my cousin Crenida to help me. She's had a lot of husband, you know.
With her, marriage was to take at her leave the proposition. Yeah, take her leave it. After she got her first two husbands, she decided to try for four. Yes, she said for many husbands, that the last time she went to the altar, instead of all promise me, the choir sang, I love a parade.
Wongville, USA, today. Today we find Joan Davis seated at the breakfast table, love sick and for long. There she sits, a pathetic figure of a girl with the pathetic figure across the table completely aware of John's unhappiness just those sweet old cousin Cornelia silently they both reach for a piece of toast as their hands meet the kind old lady
he is a sitter the girl with your family background what's the matter with my family background have you fuck up from your uncle still best sir but there's nothing wrong with uncle till bestery was a great Americans during early mass occurs he supplied the pioneers with guns so they could fight the Indians but I thought he sold guns to the Indians only because he
loved a fair fight because in corny it can't you give me some advice about men after all you've had so many husband why did you have so many all together there was a Morris More than a pet Big Frank, Lucifer Lawrence, Walker William Waldo and Winchester.
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