Plans a Vacation (Rehearsal)

On the new white floating self, it's pure as fine cast deals, presents the Joan Davis show. For Joel ain't got nobody. Featuring the romantic singing of Andy Russell. With a great comedy cast, including Bernafalden, Shirley Mitchell, the music of Paul Weston and his orchestra, and your sponsor, Harry Bonsell.

And here's the star of our show America's Queen of Comedy, Joan Davis! Boo! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. Joan, I want to ask you something. What do you want, Harry?

I dropped over to pay you a visit this afternoon, but you were out. Where'd you go? Well, I went shopping for a going-away present for my Uncle Charlie. Oh, Charlie's going away? Yeah, so I got him one of those new fountain pens that writes for two years and is guaranteed for life.

It's very appropriate. Appropriate? Why? That's what Charlie's going away for two years to life! All alone. Oneville, USA, May 27th this week. This week is the weather grows warmer. The citizens of Swanville start wishfully thinking about summer holidays and look forward to building up their tired bodies and giving their weary brains a vacation.

But more in Swanville will you find a body that needs more building up or a brain that's been on a longer vacation than in. Johnny's T-room, John Davis speaking. Who? The Swanville Employment Agency? Oh, yeah, I'm glad you called me back.

My assistant, Terry Vonsell and Annie Russell are going on a two-week vacation to a ranch and I need somebody to take their place in the T-room. Terry ought to be easy to replace. He's just my general utility man.