Birthday Party for Joan

For joning God nobody, she's no body sweetheart now. Featuring the romantic singing of Andy Russell. With a great comedy cast including Bernafalden, Shirley Mitchell, the music of Fall Western and his orchestra and your sponsor, Harry Bonzel. And here's the star of our show America's Queen of Comedy Joan David.

Oh, no, no, wait a minute. Oh, no, not again. Joan, stop ganking your strings of that heart. You're not meant to operate a yo-yo. Come here, winner. Joan, listen, I want to talk to you.

What do you want, Harry? Oh, you want to be, baby. Joan, listen, I wanted to ask you if you got any Valentine's yet. Oh yes, I just got a cute one from my friends. Some of my friends who were blipping.

Most of my friends who were, I can't, I'm so excited. They were looking for a place to live in Los Angeles and they finally wound up in Los Scrillo. Well, I know the housing situation is really terrible, but what did your friends say in the Valentine?

They said, the Kangaroo is a lucky guy from where more team need not crouch. His family fears no dispossess. They live in his front pouch. Swanville, USA, February 11th, today. Today the citizens of Swanville just like the citizens all over the nation, prepare to observe the birthday of that great American Abraham Lincoln.

Lincoln, that homey simple man of the backwoods country. But nowhere in the country will you find a citizen more homely, more simple and more backwards than in. Johnny's, P. Room, John Davis speaking. Oh hello Mrs. Stiefel, it was nice of you to call me all the way from Philadelphia to wish me a happy birthday.