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Red Flannel Underwear

Joan Davis · December 10, 1945 · 24 min · 3,673 words

The transcript of “Red Flannel Underwear”, an episode of Joan Davis first broadcast December 10, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Joan Davis plays Joan Davis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Poor Joe! They've got nobody! She's nobody sweetheart now! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Featuring the romantic singing of Andy Russell! Great comedy cast including Bernafald and Shirley Mitchell, the music of Paul Weston and his orchestra and your sponsorly Harry Bonsell.

And here's the star of our show America's Queen of Comedy, Joan David! No, come over here now, will ya? What down that bass fitter? You can't play it like a violin, it won't fit under your chin.

It nearly does. Hey, don't come here now. No, not put it down. Come here. I want to talk to you. What do you love, Harry? Well, listen. I tried to phone you all yesterday afternoon and got no answer.

Where were you? Oh, well, I went to a baby shower yesterday, and my friend, Ethel Mack, is expecting a visit from the stork, and I gave her a beer. and I gave her a bath and that.

A bath and you know Joan I slept in one of those when I was a baby. Gee Harry, were you a baby? Yeah. Well of course everybody starts out life as a baby. Well I don't think I did.

Joan that silly when a person is born if it isn't a baby, what is it? That's exactly what my father said when I was born. What is it? What is it? One Bill USA December 10th this week.

This week with Christmas shopping hitting a new high in the nation, citizens of Swanville scurry from store to store, carrying packages of various sizes and peculiar shapes. But nowhere in Swanville will you find a more peculiar shape than in...

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