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Gold Found in Swanville

Joan Davis · February 4, 1946 · 24 min · 3,359 words

The transcript of “Gold Found in Swanville”, an episode of Joan Davis first broadcast February 4, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Joan Davis plays Joan Davis free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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They got nobody. She's nobody sweetheart now Comedy cast including Bernapelle and Shirley Mitchell the music of Paul Western and his orchestra and your sponsor Lee Harry Bonzel And here's the star of our show America's Queen of Comedy Joan David I just knew out of that flute.

I expected the tooth. Stop being cute. Come over here, when you're Joan, I want to talk to you. What do you want, Harry? What do I want? Isn't that terrible? Joan, listen. Listen to me.

I wanted to ask you about your trip to Washington. Did you have a good time in Washington? Oh, yes. It was wonderful, Harry. You know, I was there when Van Johnson arrived at the station and it was just awful away those girls mobbed him and started tearing him apart.

Yeah, I heard about that. One of the girls tore off Banchon's tie and another girl tore off Banchon's coat and another girl tore off Banchon's shirt. When you didn't touch any of his clothes did you?

No, but you see this new beauty mark I'm wearing? Yeah. That's one of Banchon's freckles. He did. And... Swanville, USA, February 4th. Gold is discovered in Swanville this week. This week for the second time in its history the usually calm little community of Swanville is upset by the magisteria of the gold rush.

In their search for the precious yellow metal, eager citizens desert their normal pursuits to unfold weather-beaten maps and collect battered pans. But nowhere in Swanville will you find a more weather-beaten map or battered pan than in.

Johnny's, hello! John Davis speaking. Oh, hello Mrs. Dannin! What? They discovered gold in Swanville? Oh, well, I wouldn't get so excited about it if I were you. Too many times those reports turn out to be false.

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