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045- Lion Captured Jerry Hears From Lawyer

Jerry of the Circus · August 27, 1937 · 14 min · 2,265 words

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Jerry of the circus. Jerry of the circus. Drag that cage up there to this door. I'm going in there.

You got it, baby. You just got it. Think with Mr. Jason. You'll get killed. Well, I've got to say that, man. Nemo is the most dangerous lie I've got. Out of my way, folks. I'm going to open that door.

Out of my way. Any of you folks seen Jason around here? He's safe. He's not hurt. Bradley. Oh, thank heavens. Oh, so there you are. Listen, young man. Oh, there you are! Listen, young man, I'd thank you to keep your toothless, old lions, out of my wagon!

What? Toothless! Oh, where is he? Well, it's an imposition, that's what it is. The idea of letting those old cats around loose might scare someone to death, you might. But, but, Mr. Bradley... What, you know, butts, young man?

Just keep those manes in, more feet and lions out of my way! There he is again! Now, here, as I am reading some of Shakespeare's finest on it, and that cowardly lion leaped into my wagon so startling me that I reached for my shoe and gave him a well-deserved cup on the ear.

I'm hearing things. It can't be true. Well, where is he now, Mr. Bradley? No, crouching back of my trunk for yellow-livered jungle cat. Why, I was so overcome with anger and being disturbed that I fear I lost control of myself and threw everything at him that I could lay my hands on.

Well, if you'll get out of the doorway, Mr. Bradley, we'll get him into his cage now. Mm. It was preposterous to let him out in the first place. Yes, of course. Now if you'll just get out of the way.

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