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Five Hundred Santas from Mexico

Jeff Regan, Investigator · November 30, 1949 · 25 min · 4,375 words

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My name's Regan. I work for Anthony J. Lyon, International Detective Bureau. They call me the lion's eye. Wednesday at 9 and CBS brings you Jeff Regan, investigator starring Frank Graham as Regan with Frank Nelson as Anthony J. Lyon. So stand by for mystery and suspense and adventure in tonight's story of...

The 500 Santa Clauses from Mexico. Like my boss, the lion said, he got you into the Christmas spirit early, all those Santa Clauses. But what it got Judd Brown into was the morgue. Judd Brown was the six foot tall part-time Santa Claus from Jensens Departan store.

What got him into the morgue was one of those six inch tall Santa Clauses from Mexico. Well, the thing teed off for me when I walked into the lion's office. He was looking at somebody's picture.

And the way he was learning I could tell it wasn't gorgeous George. Oh, hello Jeffrey. You're just in time to meet our new client, Loner Lee Lovely. Yeah? Here in this picture. Lorna Lee Lovely.

See what you mean. Yeah. She gave me to understand that wasn't a real name. Professional name of course. She's a dancer. I figured. She's so natural. She needs a professional name. Something suitable. And I must say her name is suitable.

Deafry. Lovely. Lovely. Liquid eyes. Rosy cheeks. Beautiful. If everybody means you have to go to the Rose Ball room. She's a taxi dancer. She wants you to get right over there. about finding her husband.

Well, those looks, she can't find her husband. Yes, that's what I thought too. But you see it, Dave? Well, it happens that he's dead. Let's that stop him? Well, she thinks he's dead, anyhow. It's something about collecting the insurance, proof of death, that sort of thing.

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