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Guests Frank Sinatra, George Burns, Groucho Marks, Danny Kaye - Jack's song -

Jack Benny · 1951 · 29 min · 3,378 words

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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. ... ... go Lucky, get better taste today. Friends, smoking enjoyment depends on taste and taste alone. Yes, in a cigarette, it's the taste that makes the difference.

And you can taste the difference in a Lucky Strike. So mild, so smooth, so firm and fresh, with better taste in every puff. Yes, Lucky's taste better. And here's why. LS MFT Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.

Fine mile tobacco that tastes better. There's no substitute for fine tobacco and don't let anybody tell you different. Second, Lucky's are made to taste better. In fact, they're the best made of all five principal brands.

Yes, that's a fact. Established by tests, measuring those important factors of workmanship that affect the taste of cigarettes. tests made in the research laboratory of the American Tobacco Company and verified by leading independent laboratory consultants.

So remember your smoking enjoyment depends on taste and taste alone. And you'll find luckies taste better, always so mild, so smooth, so firm and fresh with better taste in every puff. Make your next carton, Lucky Strike.

Be happy, go lucky, go lucky, strike. Palm Springs, California, the Lucky Strike Program, starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Danyard, Bruce Lee Donwell. Ladies and gentlemen, once again we're broadcasting from Palm Springs, California.

This being such a romantic spot, I'd like to make the opening introduction with a little poem. A poem? Nestled in the hills far away from care is a place we go to breed the desert air.

And there, out by the pool far from strife and toil, is our blue-eyed star selling sun tan oil. Here's Jack Benny! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, since we're in a poetic mood, I've written a poem for you too.

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