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Jack Benny · 1951 · 29 min · 3,730 words

The transcript of “gets a haircut”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program tried and presented by Lucky Strike. B-happy, go lucky, be happy, get better, taste me happy, go lucky, get better, taste today. Lucky's taste better. So mild, so smooth, so firm and fresh, with better taste in every pup.

Yes, Lucky's taste better. For Lucky's fine, mild, good tasting tobacco goes into the cigarette crude. The best made of all five principal brands. Let me repeat that. Prove the best made of all five principal brands.

That's not an empty claim. That's a fact verified by leading laboratory consultants. For example, Foster D. Snell of New York City who report, In our opinion, the properties measured are all important factors affecting the taste of cigarette smoke.

We conclude that Lucky Strike is the best made of the five major brands. And don't forget, LS MFT Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Fine mild good tasting tobacco. There's no substitute for fine tobacco. And don't let anybody tell you different.

So remember the facts. Enjoy fine mild good tasting tobacco in the cigarette that tastes better, Lucky Strike. When you buy cigarettes, remember Lucky's taste better. Be happy, go lucky, go drag program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Davis, Portsmouth, Fortnite and yours truly don't look.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's go out to Jack Benny's home in Beverly Hills. It's warning and Jack has just finished his breakfast. Did you have enough to eat, boys? Oh yes, yes, plenty. Quiet, Polly. Rochester, this breakfast was wonderful, Lee.

The coffee was delicious. Thank you. The bacon was cooked just the way I like it. Thank you. And the eggs were absolutely perfect. Thank you. RAPPA! RAPPA! RAPPA! RAPPA! RAPPA! RAPPA! Polly! Polly, did you lay those eggs?

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