Insurance medical exam (AFRS)

The Jack Benny program. Nick Benny with Barry Livingston Rochester, Dennis Day, Bob Crosby, and yours truly comfortable. Ladies and gentlemen, let's go out to Jack Benny's home in Beverly Hills, where as you know he lives alone with his butler, Rochester.

It's 9.30 in the morning and as usual, one is in bed while the other is in the kitchen preparing breakfast. Now let's see, where are the eggs? See, it's so hard to find anything in this refrigerator.

Maybe I ought to trade it in. I hear the newer models have a light in them. Oh, here's an egg on the bottom shell. Pretend you're happy when you're blue. Should I have one egg or take two?

One egg's enough. I just said two so it would rhyme. And I think I'll scramble it. Let's see now. First I'll bring it into this bowl. Gosh, I'm weak in the morning. Maybe I better have my orange juice first. Yeah, I'll make some orange juice.

Ah, dada, dada, dada, dada. Ah, buh, buh, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. You guarantee you sure looks good. Now to get the seeds out. Is one, two, three, four, five. I think I'll go outside and, now it would take them years to grow.

No. Retend you're happy when you're blue. No, no, no, no. Now who can that be? Hello? Hello, this is Ruse's jewelry store in Beverly Hills.

Yes? The diamond necklace with the emerald pendant you ordered is ready. We can deliver it today. Please have your check for $12,000 ready. LAUGHTER Look, this is Jack Benny. You must have the wrong number.

Must have. I haven't been this wrong since I gave two to one on wall cot. What reason would I have to buy a diamond necklace? It looks silly on me. Now to have my orange.