fixes a phonograph and buys a baseball team

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Hand me the screwdriver, Rochester. I want to tighten the last screw on this phonograph. Here you are. There. That auto-fixing. I'll turn it on. Hmm. It was too fast. What record was that? Bing Crosby singing White Christmas.

It sounded more like Effie Boone singing Mother of Agree. Yeah. Yeah, I can't understand what's wrong with this phonograph. It's never given me trouble before. Well, boss, maybe if I took this and... Aright, I look what you've done. You've knocked the horn off.

And you tipped over the dog, too. This is be kind to animals, we. I'm sorry, boss. Let's take another look at the motor and see what's wrong. Okay, hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Here's a loose wire, and I see where it's supposed to go.