Asks Goldwyn To Do Jack's Life
Jack Benny · 1946 · 29 min · 4,121 words
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The Jack Benny program, presented by Lucky Strike. himself for 22 years.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, let's get back to this morning and look in on Jack Benny at his home in Beverly Hills. Let's see. Maybe behind this chiffonair. I'll move it and look. Nope, not here.
Maybe behind the sofa. See, not here either. Oh, Rochester! Yes, boss! Are you sure you hit the Easter eggs in this room? Huh? Keep looking, you're getting warm. Warm, huh? Oh, I know where you hit them.
I bet you put the eggs in my violin case. Your violin case? Yeah. I wouldn't touch that thing if I was full of penicillin! Now, let's see. Oh, I know where the, uh, Rochester, hold this chair steady for me while I stand on it.
on it. Okay. Study now. Yep. Yeah, here they are. Four eggs. Dog gone. I never thought you'd find the ones I hid in the chandelier. Rochester, I saw the lost weekend too. Yeah, but Mr. Milan got a better payoff than you did.
I guess so. You know, Rochester is awfully nice you had a color and hide these eggs so I could have fun on Easter Sunday. What made you do it? Well, last year I didn't and when you got up in in the morning you cried your little blue eyes out.
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