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loses his song

Jack Benny · October 28, 1951 · 27 min · 1,866 words

The transcript of “loses his song”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 28, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The type of belly program presented by Lucky Strike. And now, your attention, please. I have about six weeks, my goodness. And now, with your mouth, by the consistency, and against his arms again. Words, promises, dope time, and cigarettes, continuing quality comparison.

Probes by a wide margin. Times of cigarettes. Foster D. Snell, incorporated. Leading laboratory consultants of New York City. Just running the bathroom. It's all, like I told you to.

Or, your bath is ready. I'm having sex. We go through this every time. Come on, Apolly. You've got to take your bath. Daddy had Rochester put lavender bath salts in it. Pick up the cage and bring it in the bathroom.

Yes, sir. Change up on the sink, Rochester. Yes, sir. Apolly, daddy, you open the loon drawer and you dive right in the tub. I've got to win for England dive already. I understand it. I thought sure, Polly was over her fear of water.

That psychiatrist saw us every afternoon for two weeks. Maybe I shouldn't have stopped her treatment so soon. He isn't angry at you. He just wants you to get a fire. Pull the plug, she went down the train and came out at El Togundo.

The psychiatrist said that's what gave her the fear of water. Anyway, Dennis, I'm glad you dropped by because I want to get your opinion on something. Yeah, what, what, what? Well, I've been looking over my song this morning and I thought I'd make a little change. I wanted to be perfect.

Your song? Yes, just listen to the change that I have in mind and tell me what you think. Okay. Good. The music is right here on the... the Sunday paper. But think back what did you do this morning program what's it going to be what's called never and it's from a picture I just finished the

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