Stupid Potato

Transcripts › Jack Benny

Jack's New Quartet

Jack Benny · 1946 · 29 min · 4,346 words

The transcript of “Jack's New Quartet”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

Machine transcript (may contain errors).

Transcript

The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. That's right. I'm American. Find tobacco is what counts in a cigarette. And you're in. You're out. LS MFT. Lucky Strike means find tobacco. Yes. LS MFT. Lucky Strike means find tobacco.

And in a cigarette, it's the tobacco that counts. Season after season at market after market. Independent tobacco experts. Men who really know tobacco can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco.

Fine, light, naturally mild tobacco, real lucky strike tobacco. And remember, this fine, lucky strike tobacco means real deep down smoking enjoyment for you. So smoke that smoke a fine tobacco, lucky strike. So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw.

the right program starring jack benny with very living since i'll have a truss or dentistry and yours truly don't want ladies and gentlemen last thursday night the academy awards were given out to a favorite view all the hollywood celebrities gathered that the shrine auditorium to take their hats off to the winners

and so tonight we bring you the man who have the hat check concession jack benny Hello again, hello again. This is Jack Benny talking and Don, you shouldn't have introduced me as a man who had the hat check concession at the Academy Awards.

I was master of ceremony. Two. And Don, having the hat check concession certainly taught me a lot about those so-called big stars and pictures. What do you mean Jack? You should see the tips they leave.

Terry Grant, 15 cents. Clark Gable, 10 cents. Margaret O'Brien, a nickel. I felt like throwing it right back in her face. I couldn't believe it. I never saw such small tips. I thought that tambourine I had on the counter would help a little.

Read the full transcript with Potato Plus

92 more paragraphs, about 27 more minutes of the episode. Potato Plus is every episode on demand from any moment, every transcript in full and unlimited transcript search, for $5 a month.

Potato Plus opens soon: join the list

All Jack Benny transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive