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paints the house - meets a friend at the train station

Jack Benny · 1954 · 29 min · 3,262 words

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Light up, Lucky's bright. Right now. Light up, Lucky. It's light on time. He's dragged programs starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Rochester, Dennis A. Bob Crosby, and yours truly now. Well, and now, ladies and gentlemen, let's turn the clock back to Wednesday and go out to Jack Benny's house in Beverly Hills.

It's morning, and at the moment, Rochester is busy cleaning the den. Oh, we're about stage green radio, television, and mambo lessons from six days. You can skip the commercial, Rochester. This is Susie.

Oh, Susie, hi, honey. Don't honey me. I haven't heard from you all week. All week? I called you the night before last. You did? Yeah, you are at home. That's funny. I wonder why she didn't tell me you called.

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