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Fires The Sportsmen Quartet

Jack Benny · 1946 · 29 min · 3,832 words

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FFS Kirkland sponsored by Jack Vennell The Lucky Frag gh program starring Jack Bennett with Mary Livingston Phil Harris Rochester, Dennis Day and yours truly. Don Wilson. And now ladies and gentleman, we bring you...?

Wait a minute, wait a minute, Donsey hold it. TenFt wait a minute! No, he won't hold it, It's Dennis Livey. Oh my goodness. Miami Hunger.. Theisen interoperability enabled us Boy, one, two! Oh, maybe she's frying eggs and frolin' an ambient.

That's what I like about the sauce. Out there you can't make no mistake eat where the snorks aren't that a shake. Rochester? Rochester? Yes sir. Step on her, will ya? Can't you make this car go any faster?

Was it your area of the story of the hair and the tortoise? Yes. Well, both of them just past us. Hmm, what a tough look. Imagine going out to the garage and finding a flat tire.

bit of air in it. There was a new one too. It had to be the new one. Huh? The other three of Phil would say. Oh yes I forgot. Rochester why have you got the windshield wipers going? We have no windshield. I know but it keeps the steam from the radiator out of my face.

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