How Jack Gets His Studio Audience

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The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, I'll bet you often wondered what happens immediately after a program goes off the air.

Well, let's go back to last Sunday. Jack Benny has just finished his broadcast. Okay, Phil. Okay, cut it. Cut it, Phil, we're off the air. Well, folks, how did you like the program? Well, I'm glad you did.

Ladies and gentlemen, you were a wonderful audience, just wonderful. And I'm looking forward to seeing you all here in the studio again. You'll never see me again, Bob. What? I wouldn't sit through another one of your shows if I was in the front row.

Your guest star was Sally Rand. Her balloon had a slow leak and my wife wasn't with me. Well, look here, uh, look here, mister. You're too fresh. You'll never get tickets to my show again.