Exchanging Shoelaces
Jack Benny · December 15, 1946 · 29 min · 3,367 words
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So free and easy on the draw. BBenosia latest in gentleman once again we take you to Jack Beny's home in Beverly Hills where we find Jack and Rochester in the library Rochester do we have to be this quiet be patient Rochester, do we have to be this quiet?
Shhh. Be patient, boy. I'm trying to use psychology. Psychology? Yeah, what's on here enough? Now take the mouse out of the trap. Yes. What is it?
We got him before he could eat the cheese. Well, it wouldn't have done him any good anyway. It's whack. Pardon, Rochester. Let's finish addressing my Christmas card. Okay. Now let's see. We finished the ones to my relatives.
Now let's address the cards to the movie stars, I know, huh? Yes. I got the list rights here. Rodney Dangerfield, MGM Studios, Cyril Forsythe, Universal International Studios, Cyril Forsythe, Marcella Underwood, Warner Brothers Studios, Anthony Fissi, oh yes,
Ilka Sisildown, MGM Studios, Sisildown. See how she ever missed getting the Academy Award last year, I'll never know. She was wonderful and Andy Hardy blows his nose. A Bertram home quest, 20th Century Fox Studio.
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