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Snows of Kilimanjaro

Jack Benny · November 23, 1952 · 29 min · 3,612 words

The transcript of “Snows of Kilimanjaro”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 23, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike. Lucky, taste. Black on Lucky Strike, he's buying the black on cleaner. Pressure, smoother. Better get a cut, better get a cut, better get a cut, better get a cut today.

Hello friends, this is Don Wilson. You know millions of smokers in every walk of life are cheering Lucky's better taste. And among all those Lucky fans are a good many college students. Matter of fact, a nationwide survey based on actual student interviews and 80 leading colleges reveals that more smokers in these colleges prefer luckies than any other

cigarette and by a wide margin. In addition, the survey shows that Lucky Strike gained far more smokers in these colleges than the nations two other principal brands combined. That's quite a record, but this is even more significant. The number one reason the students gave for smoking luckies was luckies better taste. That's the same cleaner, fresher,

smoother taste that's waiting for you in every lucky you smoke. Nothing, no nothing beats beats better taste. So for your own real deep down smoking enjoyment, make your next carton Lucky Strike and believe me you'll cheer Lucky's too.

The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Rochester, Dennis Day, Bob Crosby and yours truly down well. Ladies and gentlemen, yesterday one of the biggest football games in the country was played here at the Los Angeles Coliseum. Because of that fact I had hoped to bring you the USC quarterback or the UCLA quarterback.

Don. Unfortunately, I was unable to get either of them. Don. So tonight instead, I bring you a man who is an expert on getting a quarter back and here he is, Jack Benny. Thank you.

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