Gets Haircut, Trouble with Sportsmen
Jack Benny · November 10, 1946 · 29 min · 3,333 words
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, we take you back 15 minutes. Jack Benny is in his dressing room where Rochester is trimming his hair. Just a little more off the side, Rochester. Yes, sir. You know Rochester may sound funny, but when I was a kid, I had the most beautiful head of the house.
Beautiful head of thick golden curls. You did? Yeah. In fact, my mother was so proud of him, she gave a curl to every one of our relatives. Well, you better write to them, boss. It's time to get them back.
Yeah. A holler, Rochester. How much of you trimmed off the sides? Almost a handful. Good. Now sprinkle it around on top. Thanks. What are you laughing at? This ain't no haircut. It's a landscaping job.
That was a little trick I learned in agricultural school. Good old bandini tech. Yes, sir. I thought shaving you now. Roger, I thought you said you forgot my shaving cream. I did, but this double worked fine.
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