Tries To Fire The Sportsmen
Jack Benny · November 3, 1946 · 29 min · 3,931 words
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Djak Beni with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day and yours truly Don Wilson. But ladies and gentlemen, last Friday Djak Beni asked the members of his cast to come to his house at 2 PM, so let's go back to Friday and find out why Djak called the meeting.
Is everybody here Rochester? Is everybody here, Rochester? Oh, but Dennis Day, phone and set it be a little late. That's funny, Dennis is always on time. I wonder what delayed him. He said that last night was Halloween and some kids took the wheels off his bicycle.
Hmm. Why didn't he take the Sunset Bus? They took the wheels off of that too. Well, that's what Dennis gets for living in that kind of a neighborhood. I'm glad the kids around here aren't that rowdy.
Me too, boys. By the way, Rochester, go out and take the bathtub off the front porch and put it back in the house again. What are you waiting for? Take the baths up off the front porch.
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