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Jack's love letters - Jack buys a baseball team

Jack Benny · 1954 · 29 min · 3,539 words

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Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Jack Benny does his last television show of the season. But meanwhile, let's go back to yesterday. It's spring again. And as we take you out to Jack's home in Beverly Hills, We find Rochester up in the attic busy with the spring cleaning.

Clean stacked up. Now I'll move this box over and hello. I never saw these before. A bundle of Mr. Benny's old love letters. I wonder if I should. No, I'd be a healer if I read them.

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