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Guest Bob Hope - Bob and Jack double-date

Jack Benny · 1954 · 29 min · 3,644 words

The transcript of “Guest Bob Hope - Bob and Jack double-date”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Jack Benny does another television show. But meanwhile, let's go back to yesterday morning at Jack's house in Beverly Hills. Rochester is just answering the kitchen to prepare Jack's breakfast. Oh, he isn't still sleepy. I better get Mr. Benny's breakfast started.

The first thing to do is light the gas. Well, now that the room is lit up, I better turn on the stove. I've got his orange juice and the refrigerator and the coffee is on.

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