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Ed comes up from the vault

Jack Benny · 1954 · 29 min · 3,064 words

The transcript of “Ed comes up from the vault”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike, the cigarette that tastes better. It's light up time. Be happy, go Lucky. It's light up time. For the taste that you like, it's light up for Lucky Strike.

Relax. It's light up. This is Don Wilson, friends, and I certainly agree there's no time like right now to light up a Lucky and find out firsthand what real deep down smoking enjoyment is. I mean the enjoyment that comes from better taste because a lucky taste better every time.

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It's toasted. It's toasted is the famous Lucky Strike process that brings Lucky's naturally good tasting tobacco to its peak of flavor. Tones it up to make it taste even better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. So right now, while the show gets underway or whenever it's light up time for you, be happy.

Go Lucky. Enjoy Lucky Strike, the best tasting cigarette you ever smoked. for the taste that you like. Light up the lucky strike. Right now. Light up the lucky. It's like... The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Lewingston, Rochester, Dennis A. Bob Crosby, and yours truly down low.

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Jack Benny does another television show. But meanwhile, let's go out to Jack's home in Beverly Hills, where even as you and I, Rochester is filling out his income tax. Let's see, name Rochester Van Jones, occupation, butler, chauffeur, cook, gardener, ballad, sewer, wind-to-wash, and author of What to Do in Your Spare Time.

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