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No one remembers Jack's birthday

Jack Benny · 1954 · 29 min · 3,344 words

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Last year, it was more than memorable because everybody was making preparations. Well, let's go back to last year and look in on some of them. The regular weekly meeting of the Beverly Hills Beavers will now come to order.

The motion before the club is resolved. The Beavers will give Mr. Jack Benny a surprise birthday party, and for this purpose, we'll withdraw our entire treasury of $1.43. I second the motion, Stevie. Thank you, Joey, but call me Mr. President.

No familiarity during meetings. Any questions? What is it Cliff? Well, I'm a new member of the Beavers, and I'd like to know who Jack Benny is. LAUGHTER Are you kidding? Don't you know who Jack Benny is?

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