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A trip to the race track - Jack bets on Our Fancy

Jack Benny · 1954 · 29 min · 3,182 words

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But first, let's go back to last Thursday. It is late morning at Jack's home in Beverly Hills. Hello? The telephone company? You want to install a phone here this afternoon? Are you sure you have the right address?

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