A trip to Palm Springs
Jack Benny · December 12, 1954 · 29 min · 3,486 words
The transcript of “A trip to Palm Springs”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 12, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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But first, let's go out to Jack's house in Beverly Hills. Our little star has decided to spend a couple of weeks in Palm Springs. So just as soon as he finishes breakfast, he's going to start packing.
Ah, that was a good breakfast. How about a little more coffee, Rochester? No thanks, I had enough. I met me. Oh, wow! Yes, oh, oh. Here you are. On second thought, Rochester, I don't think I want any more.
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