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A trip to Palm Springs

Jack Benny · December 12, 1954 · 29 min · 3,486 words

The transcript of “A trip to Palm Springs”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 12, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Toes the wreck! The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Rochester, Dennis A. Bob Crosby, and yours truly doesn't. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Jack Benny does another television show.

But first, let's go out to Jack's house in Beverly Hills. Our little star has decided to spend a couple of weeks in Palm Springs. So just as soon as he finishes breakfast, he's going to start packing.

Ah, that was a good breakfast. How about a little more coffee, Rochester? No thanks, I had enough. I met me. Oh, wow! Yes, oh, oh. Here you are. On second thought, Rochester, I don't think I want any more.

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