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The Beavers do the show

Jack Benny · 1949 · 30 min · 4,002 words

The transcript of “The Beavers do the show”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis A. and yours for Lee Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're a local subscriber to the weekly publication printed by the Boys of the Beverly Hills Beavers, you know that tonight the members of the club are putting on a play at the school auditorium.

Of course, Jack Benny, who happens to be the treasurer of the club, is planning to go. And at the moment, Rochester is pressing Jack's suit. President was impressed, twice than President once again. It's been a long, long time.

Not an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an Well, I got the pants pressed now for the coat. What's this he's got in here? Well, a bag of rice.

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