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gives 50 cents to a bum

Jack Benny · 1949 · 32 min · 3,556 words

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The Jack Ben A. program presented by Lucky Strike. Scientific tests prove Lucky Strike is milder than any other principal brand of cigarette. Yes scientific tests prove Lucky Strike is milder than any other principal brand of cigarette.

Confirming these scientific tests. An independent consulting laboratory with more than 15 years experience in cigarette research This report's Lucky Strike, mildest of six major brands tested, and no wonder Lucky Strike cigarettes have improved milder.

For years Lucky Strike has conducted a unique and vast program in research, in quality controls and manufacturing methods. And today, tomorrow always, LS MFT, LS MFT. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, fine light, naturally mild tobacco that gives you smoothness and mildness and never a rough prop.

So light up a lucky. Prove to yourself what scientific tests prove. Lucky strike is milder than any other principal brand of cigarettes. Let your own taste and throat be the judge. For the rich taste of fine tobacco, for smoothness and mildness, remember there's never a rough puff and a lucky strike.

The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, and yours truly Donald. Ladies and gentlemen, on the corner of CBS Square, there's a small drug store, which is frequently visited by radio personalities.

At the moment, Mervin, the soda-jerker, is talking to Flossie, the new waitress. Take it easy, Flossie. Don't be so nylous. I can't help it, Mervin. After all, this is my first day as a waitress.

It's nothing to worry about. What did you used to do? Other than the movies. You used in the movies? Yeah, I was had popcorn popper at the Pantagious. Well, why did you quit? My boyfriend got tired of kissing my salty fingers.

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