Murder at Lone Palm

Well, ladies and gentlemen, our show is still in Palm Springs. So let's go out to Jack Benny's house where we find Jack relaxing and reading the local newspaper. Hmm. Look at all these wand ads.

Here's one from Bullock's store. Wanted floor walker. Must have own carnation. Hmm. Wanted pry cook. Applied chichi restaurant. Wanda stable boy had better have own carnation. Wanda gardener's helper had deep well ranch.

Apply between two and... Oh, this is silly. I'm sure my sponsor will pick up my option. But, just in case he doesn't, well, they've got a gossip column here too. to her own power who was visiting here last week.

Imagine that. Last night Pauline Bette famous tennis player. Oh these columnists sure get around. Well here's something about me. Jack Benny. I did not. Imagine saying I went to the post office wearing a bare mid-red.

Just happened at the laundry shrunk my shirt. Well, that finished the newspaper. Rochester, hand me those pamphlets I got from the Palm Springs Chamber of Commerce. Hey, y'all, boys. Thanks. Listen to this. Palm Springs, the jewel of the desert, where the warm radiant sun pours its golden treasure down on the happy and carefree inhabitants.

Palms Springs were the majestic peaks of the San Jacinto Mountains cast their spell of beauty for all to enjoy. Do you hear that Rochester? Mm-hmm. And just think, Mother Nature gives us all these things free.

Yeah, it's the same money and running the hotels too. Well, Mom's got enough to do, but I like palm springs. Back I'm thinking of buying a house here. I ain't an real estate man to come over this afternoon.