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Palm Springs shopping - Jack changes the show

Jack Benny · 1945 · 29 min · 3,580 words

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The Jack Benny program quality of product is essential to continuing success Lucky strike means fine tobacco so round so firm so fully packed so free and easy on the draw Alice MFT Alice MFT Alice MFT that's right. Yes, sir and how lucky strike means fine tobacco so round so firm so fully packed so free and easy on the draw

In a cigarette it's the tobacco that counts And lucky strike means fine tobacco Here's what Mr. Edwin Lee Moore, independent tobacco buyer and warehouseman of Greenville, North Carolina said Many years I've been in a good position to know the facts about who buys what tobacco at the auctions I follow every season.

And in all this time I've seen Lucky Strike by light naturally mild and leaf that makes a mild and more enjoyable smoke. My own cigarette for 16 years has been Lucky Strike. Yes, Mr. Edwin Leibour has been there. He knows.

And Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. So for your own real deep down smoking enjoyment, smoke that smoke a fine tobacco Lucky Strike. From the Plaza Theater in Palm Springs, the Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny.

Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Larry Stevenson, yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, let's go out to Jack Benny's house here in Palm Springs. It's an hour before showtime and Jack is taking a nap.

Rochester is going quietly about his duties. I'm always chasing rainbows, marching clouds drifting by. My schemes are just like all my dreams, ending in the sky! I almost seem to have the good best of the good things.

Some fellows make it seven sometimes, but I can't even throw a ninth peel. Oh, Rochester. I'm always chasing red! Once I see you got your little blue eyes open, I hope my singing didn't wake you.

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