Fred Allen announces contest winners
Jack Benny · 1945 · 29 min · 3,484 words
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It is for this! The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Larry Stevens and yours truly, Don Wilson. And now, ladies and gentlemen, today is January 27. The day that the winners of the I Can't Stand Jack Benny contest will be announced.
Last night, people all over the country went to bed wondering if they would win part of the $10,000. So let's go back to last night to the home of the man who is going to give away all that money.
Hmm. I don't know why I let myself get into this. That's a lot of dough. There ought to be some way to get out of it. I wonder if I could... Oh, boss! I could go to Mexico.
No, that's too close. Say, I've got it. Boss, if you're thinking what I think you are, it's impossible. Impossible? What do you mean? They can only send messages to the moon. People can't go there.
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