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State Fair Rehearsal

Jack Benny · 1945 · 29 min · 3,557 words

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The Jack Beni program Lucky Spike means fine tobacco so round, so firm, so fully packed so free and easy on the drawing L-S-M-F-D L-S-M-F-T L-S-M-F-D Yes sir sure thing That's right Lucky Spike means fine tobacco so round so firm, so fully packed so free and easy on the drawing In a cigarette, it's the tobacco that counts.

So take a tip from a real tobacco expert. Mr. Charles L. Belvin, independent tobacco buyer of Durham, North Carolina, who said, I've spent 13 years buying tobacco. The advantage I have over most smokers when it comes to selecting a cigarette is that I know tobacco so well.

and after auction I have seen Lucky Strike by Quality DeBacker. That's why I've smoked Lucky's myself for 12 years. Yes, Lucky Strike means find tobacco. So for your own real deep down smoking enjoyment, smoke that smoke of find tobacco Lucky Strike.

The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Larry Stevens, and yours truly, Don Rolston. Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Benny rehearses his radio program on Saturday Afternoons. So let's go back to yesterday and pick up Jack and Mary on their way to the studio.

Rochester is driving. G Mary, it's a lovely day, isn't it? It sure is. Yes, sir. Give me California anytime. So nice and bomby, you know? Yeah. The air smells so good. No, it's wonderful driving in weather like this.

Uh-huh. Jack, let's put the top down. I wouldn't dare. I tried that one. Rochester? Yes, boss. Why are you driving so slowly? I'm behind a big beer truck. Beer truck? Why don't you pass them?

There's a loose case on the back, and the driver looks like the carol is tight. Thanks. Thanks. OK. OK. Well, go on and pass them. There aren't very many big bumps on this street, anyway.

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