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Rose Bowl Game

Jack Benny · 1945 · 29 min · 3,946 words

The transcript of “Rose Bowl Game”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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you profit by the experience of tobacco experts remember in a cigarette it's the tobacco that counts so smoke that smoke of fine tobacco lucky strike starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Phil Harris Rochester Larry Stevens and yours truly Don Wilson ladies and gentlemen since this is our first program the new year I'd like to bring you a man who has made two important

resolutions the first resolution was to give every member of his cast a raise the The second resolution was to forget the first one. And here he is, Jack Benny. Thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, Don, I thought that was a very unfunny introduction.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Why happened to think it was very funny? Well, I don't care what you think. You may not know this, Don, but you can get brand new, shiny, 1946 announcers without waiting for Detroit to make up its mind.

You know, I wouldn't mind having a thin announcer for a change. I'm getting pretty sick of looking at a pop that big without flowers in it. So just... Oh, hello, Mary. Hello, Jack. Happy New Year, Don.

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