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Hoagy Carmichael - violin lesson - Jack loans Phil Harris $2,000

Jack Benny · 1948 · 29 min · 3,519 words

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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike, in a cigarette it's the tobacco that counts, and LS MFT, LS MFT Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, yes Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Remember what happens at the tobacco auctions.

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seen bought with the makers of Lucky Strike. I've been a tobacco warehouseman for 22 years and down through the years I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike by fine tobacco. Real quality tobacco. The kind of tobacco that's bound to give a good smoke.

For 15 years, Lucky's have been my regular smoke. So for your own real deep down smoking enjoyment, take a tip from the experts and light up a lucky. Light up a really fine cigarette. Puff by puff, you'll see.

L-S-M-F-T, L-S-M-F-T, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. So smoke that smoke a fine tobacco Lucky Strike. So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. The bike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, until Harris Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, let's go out to Jack's home in Beverly Hills. Jack and Rochester are puttering around the kitchen, and at the moment, they're defrosting and cleaning out their refrigerator. Well, it's all wiped out, Rochester.

Now, put the butter back first. Yes, sir. Say, boss, what do you want me to do with this leftover roast beef? Save it. We'll make hash out of it. How about this leg of lamb we had last Thursday?

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