A Walk Through The Easter Parade
Jack Benny · 1948 · 29 min · 3,576 words
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The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Devastay, the sports report pet and yours truly don't will. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Easter Sunday and in cities all over the country, people are Easter parading.
Right now in Beverly Hills, Jack is getting ready for his stroll down Wilshire Boulevard. At the moment, he's taking a shower and Rochester is laying out his clothes. Mmm, Mr. Billy's been in that shower for a long time.
It's funny the way the boss always puts on a bathing cap to keep his head right? Once it didn't work, he put on the bathing cap and then put his hair on top of it.
I look like a kettle-o with sideburns. Well, I'd better get his clothes out. See, here's a suit he wore home from New York. I haven't sent it to the cleaners yet. I'll take it in...
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